Intro to our lives

The starting of this blog stemmed from a conversation with one who will be referred to as Cherd. It shall not be taken seriously and should not offend. If you do, however, find yourself feeling offended or bitter towards us bloggers, you are missing the point and we would advise you to search for other bathroom reading material. (We have a collection of Allure, Cosmo, and Glamour if you're interested.) The purpose of this blog is to inform the world of the problematic fiascos (unsure on the spelling of said word), that are our lives. Yes we said fiascos, not Fischio (he is a cool boy though.)
It is likely that there will be many references made to those who we spend our days gallivanting around the Geezy with. Let us take this opportunity to introduce each of them now.
Those who basically live in our room
Gretel: aka: Gret. Brought to us by pure inspiration, and has not left our room or our hearts since. We are so grateful she ditched Hansel and got out of that oven.
Nicole: We will forever be grateful for a certain missionary experience that lead Ms. Stinnett here to the 435.
The B Tower Girls        
Erin: Our dear suite mate who is always looking out for our best interest, and is always setting a great example.
Kayla: We were nervous to meet her, but now can't imagine life without her and her "thoughtful" insights.
Mariette: The coolest, sweetest girl you'd ever meet right out of Texas.
Lisa Pace: We strive to be more like her everyday.
Michelle: aka: The Columbian. Everything about this girl screams "HOT!!!"
Darcie: aka: Daw-cie. As if the name didn't say it all. This girl is amazing.
Those who need no explanation
Sarah Francis: See category. (There may be a future entry dedicated personally to this girl.)
Justin Hope: We'll just leave it at that.
Those Boys from A Tower
Braden: aka: Rodger, Floyd, Wallace, Braden Freaking Saunders. The first time we met this man he was surrounded by women...nothings changed.
Dillon: aka: The Bishoff, Dillion Dillson, Mr.23. His car sheets gave Braquel mono once, this is no lie.
Mexico: The best boyfriend a girl could ask for, Manti is one lucky girl.
Alaska: aka: Polarbear Jeff. The man has kissed 30 girls...that's the entire teen-girl population of Alaska.
Quan: The sweetest boy from Vegas we've ever met. He likes our eyes and our hair.
Landon: a.k.a: the Nukka, he is also from Vegas, so naturally, he lives in The Wynn. High class, and looks good in a suit.
Those Boys from D Tower
Jake Jackson: We're gonna cry when he goes on a mish. Warning: do not enter into the following games with this man: Catch Phrase, Monopoly, or Spin the Bottle.
Nate:aka: Griz. He's just kind, and afraid of/in love with Lindsley's dad. (It depends on the day, and who's playing)
Karl: aka: The Quiet Guy with Big Muscles. Good things used to be happening in Parawon, but then Karl left, now there's only pot heads and loose women running around the dirt roads of town.
C8 in the far far away Land of Canyons
Kelby: Mr. Fischio was one of the first men we met in the Geezy and we simply adore him. Jason is NOT allowed to date his sister.
Chris: Oh my gosh, what to say about Chris....
Clay: aka: The Clayster. We have a love/hate relationship with this man...he just loves to act like he hates us.
Jason: There are not enough words in the English language to describe our love...but we're sure Chris could help us find some Chinese ones.
Marcus: We haven't known him long, but we love him.
Those Single Kids who Have Yet to Get Out of the Ward
Cherd: She once spoke on friendship, that is how she gained ours.
Kim: Our relief society president with ALL of the answers.
Perry: aka: Parrison, Perrith. He takes temple marriage very seriously.
Ames: Do NOT use the "G" word around him. He can quote the entire movie of Hot Rod, which is sort of a BIG deal.
There may be more added at a later time, and we reserve the right to removed any names of people that choose to piss us off. You were warned.
The End.