Moving on, we felt it appropriate to take the opportunity to describe what our homeland is like, since most of you reading this blog (all of the what, 4 followers?) know us from the 435. Here is what you need to know about the land of our fathers' (and mothers, and sisters, and brothers, and dogs, and so on.)
- It is basically a giant slushie, and we don't mean the yummy kind. There is no high fructose corn syrup to better the yuckiness that is the snow found all over.
- Its all about the inversion. "Hi, I'm from Northern Utah and I'm pro pollution."
- Leatherby's aka Leatherbuddies is a must.
- La Frontera is a way of life, and at ours, the food must be good because if it wasn't no one would dare step inside.
- Need a mall? We have like 4 within a 20 minute radius.
- Need a temple? We have even more of those than we do malls.
- You had better stop by and meet Brother Udy, it's what all the cool kids do.
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